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.Severed Scents (Limited Edition)
.Severed Scents (Limited Edition)
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Welcome to the ultimate work-life balance (or lack thereof) experience—where scent meets existential dread! Our Severed Scents candle collection is inspired by a world of cubicles, corporate absurdity, and oddly strict office policies.
Each candle is labeled with a phrase that only the most dedicated employees will understand:
🕯 Devour Feculence – with the scent of the incredibly delicious cookies of lavender chamomile. Are they good, are they not? Who knows, it burns great in a candle though!
🕯 Defiant Jazz Is Forbidden – A fragrance as mysterious as your job description. A scent of the iconic waffle party. Warm & buttery.
🕯 This Is the Tallest Waterfall on the Planet – A reminder that perspective is everything. A scent of a relaxing waterfall
🕯 What Is It We Actually Do Here? – Melon Party, fresh & surreal.
Buy them all or pick your favorite—for yourself, a friend, or a foe. And as a certain wellness specialist might suggest:
"Please try to enjoy each scent equally, and not show preference for any over the others."
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